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Can't Do A Thing With My Hair is a song from the audio cassette Monster Rock. The song is performed by Medusa, with vocals by singer Gigi Young.

Lyrics

I can't do a thing with my hair...

A girl just can't spend her life
With hair that looks like this.
When I try and comb my locks,
You know they squiggle and they hiss.
Oh my, oh my.
They squiggle and they hiss. (They really do.)

Talk about your tangles, ha!
I've got my head full.
And split ends, how they squirm,
When I give my snakes a perm.
Oh my, oh my.
When I give my snakes a perm.

I wish they'd look me in the eye,
I'd turn 'em into stone.
For now I'll have to live with them
'Cause they're the only hair I own.

Can't do a thing with my hair.
Can't do a thing with my hair.
It's getting really scary,
I wish it was real hairy.

They're not... they're ssssnakes.

They try to crawl into holes
And drag me in there with 'em.
And while I sleep, they molt and eat
The mices that I give 'em.
Oh my, oh my.
The mices that I give 'em.

They're slippery, slimy creatures,
And they're nasty as can be.
And when I try to blow them dry,
They bite and hiss at me!

Can't do a thing with my hair.
Can't do a thing with my hair.
There's no combing through 'em.
They bite when I shampoo 'em.

Can't do a thing with my hair.
Can't do a thing with my hair.
It's getting really scary.
They should be like real hair-y.

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